The Stimulus Song

Well...I had some of my more creative juices flowing today, so I present to you, The Stimulus Song!*

*Sung to the melody of Adam Sandler's The Thanksgiving Song

Money for me
Money from you
Let's spend the money
To buy Reid new shoes
They love to spend your money
In the Senate
I once saw a concert
With Tony Bennett
Spend that money
All night long
Ten to twenty Pelosi fans
Can't be wrong
Money funny doos and
Money lummy daps
I'll spend some money while
The Maverick naps

Tax spending is a special rite
In my Campaign I said “For Change I’ll Fight”
Yeah right!
Money to support and insure all
This administration will rival Tammany Hall
Money from you and
Money for me
I found a used cigar
Promise not to go that far

White folks, black folks
You all will pay
I am the president
So do what I say
Money to buy an oven
And some cash for a toaster
I'll never take down
My Abe Lincoln poster
Money we have now
Is used as a teaser
Give to William J. Jefferson,
To put in his freezer
Some may compare us to Zimbabwe
Thank God above we don’t
Have Guy Fawkes Day

Money from the girls and
Money from the boys
Beijing’s cash ran dry so
Let’s take Hanoi’s
Cash goes Ka-ching and
Cash goes Ka-gickel
Soon a million bucks will
Be worth a nickel

Oh I love money in Washington

Happy Stimulus everybody!